I am Dovahkiin

[9:05:34 PM] Ashley Carter: I used to be an arrow like you til I took an adventurer to the knee.
[9:05:42 PM] Will: x3
[9:06:44 PM] Ashley Carter: Whenever I hear that joke I think of dwarf tossing. Like a boss.
[9:06:59 PM] Will: xD
[9:07:30 PM] Ashley Carter: AND ALL THE DWARFS ARE WEARING MEDIEVEL HELMETS! And yelling Fus roh dah while flying through the air!
[9:07:42 PM] Will: YES
[9:08:22 PM] Ashley Carter: I think the helmets should have horns so if you throw them at a giant target.. they'll stick o.o
[9:08:29 PM] Will: omg epic
[9:08:44 PM] Ashley Carter: WILL WE MUST INVENT THIS SPORT! PATENT IT PATENT IT1
[9:08:52 PM] Will: YES
[9:08:58 PM] Will: MEDIEVAL SKYRIM DWARF TOSSING
[9:09:02 PM] Ashley Carter: ...ninja one snuck in there.. it killed the exclamation.
[9:09:13 PM] Ashley Carter: DOOOVAHKIIIIN
[9:09:19 PM] Will: lolol
[9:09:26 PM] Will: *Fwing*
[9:09:27 PM] Will: FUS RO DAAAH
[9:09:30 PM] Will: *toioioioing*
[9:10:10 PM] Ashley Carter: Do you think if the midgets got a boner it will make them more aerodynamic?? o3o
[9:10:18 PM] Will: omg
[9:10:20 PM] Will: i never thought of that but like
[9:10:24 PM] Will: it could
[9:10:43 PM] Ashley Carter: DUDE! WHAT IF IT MADE THEM LIKE HEAT SEEKING MISSLES!?
[9:10:45 PM] Ashley Carter: O3o
[9:10:52 PM] Will: HOLY SHIT
[9:10:55 PM] Will: put thermal goggles on them
[9:10:57 PM | Edited 9:10:57 PM] Will: give them rocket boots
[9:11:15 PM] Will: and when they get to the target they just start punching and kicking
[9:11:19 PM] Will: might not be very effective but goddamn it will be funny
[9:11:38 PM] Ashley Carter: Or they shall headbutt them wearing their horned medievel helms!
[9:11:48 PM] Will: and then punch and kick
[9:12:13 PM] Ashley Carter: While screaming bloody murder! ..dont forget their litlle mini boners o.o
[9:12:20 PM] Will: omg yes
[9:12:40 PM] Ashley Carter: This must happen. THIS MUST
[9:12:48 PM] Ashley Carter: Someone email the president!
[9:12:55 PM] Will: i already did
[9:13:11 PM] Ashley Carter: This will be the dawn of a new era!
[9:13:21 PM] Will: and it shall be glorious :'O
[9:13:32 PM] Ashley Carter: WE MUST DRINK IN GLORIOUS CELEBRATION!
[9:13:47 PM] Will: GET CRUNK